Keep watch out for this woman… Mr. EKO is in imminent peril.
But I have a message for you, EKO-napper:
This is your ransom. One bag of M&Ms, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you’ll ever get to it. You’ll never see one morsel of this candy, because no ransom will ever be paid for my dear EKO. Not one ounce of chocolate, not one candy shell. Instead, I’m offering these M&Ms as a reward on your head. Hungry or not, it doesn’t matter. So congratulations, you’ve just become a chocoholic’s lottery ticket… except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn’t turn you in for candy that melts in your mouth & not in your hand? I don’t think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this candy will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I’m running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday… for as long as it takes. But… and this is your last chance… you return Mr. EKO, alive, uninjured, I’ll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand… you will never see this chocolate. Not one piece. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don’t, well, then, may the force be with you, because nothing else on the candy aisle will be.